I only want one chance to prove money can’t buy happiness

I love capitalism. You want to know why? Because business can thrive in a capitalist economy.
I also love business. Why do I love business? Because the whole reason for their existence is to make money, which is ultimately what I want.

I know that money can’t buy happiness; my mom taught me that. But I also know that having money relieves a lot of stress that comes as a result of having little or no money. So I say to relieve as much stress as you can and get as much money as possible. And once you have relieved all the stress you can, you can donate it to other people . . . or something.

So, thank you business for letting me make money. And thank you capitalism for creating an economy suitable for successful business.